Jack pls stop with your remote controlled shark. [x]
I love that this is kelly and kyle in a nutshell. I love you two.
“Aw yeah, nice relaxing evening, this is so wonderfu— KYLE/HANDSOME JACK YOU LITTLE TURD. WE CAN’T HAVE ONE GODDAMN MINUTE OF SOLACE.”
No but really we freaking loved shooting that. <333lmfao kyle <3
SHE DID THAT SHIT
oh
my
god
is this even legal
oh my fucking lord
she just danced better than my life
and her shorts had bedazzled on the back “WERK”
i… i’m done. she wins.
society: oh you have your period? well you have two options.
woman: okay.
society: you can use sanitary pads, which make you feel like you are wearing a diaper, and have the added fun benefit of being extremely uncomfortable and give you the extreme paranoia that they will not be enough coverage and at any moment with any movement or sudden sneeze you'll bleed over onto your clothes and walk around all day with blood stained trousers while everyone points and laughs at you.
woman: sounds awful. what's my second option.
society: a penis shaped wad of cotton that you shove uncomfortably inside yourself and it catches the blood before it leaves your body.
woman: still seems pretty awful.
society: wait! it gets better! there's the outside chance that using those will kill you!
woman: well, are they at least free? like how men can have access to free condoms? i mean, it's not like i'm choosing for this to happen.
society: HAHAHA! that's funny. no, you have to pay for them. and they're really fucking expensive.
woman:
society: oh, and if you tell anyone that you ARE on your period, your judgement, opinions, and reactions are going to be dismissed as the crazy ramblings of a lunatic.
woman:
society:
woman: i think i'll go with my third option.
society:
woman:
society: what third option?
woman: i think i'll bleed on everything you love.
Is this real
SHIT. EXCUSE ME WHILE I THROW MY SCHOOL UNIFORM ON IT’S ABOUT TO GET KAWAII UP IN THIS BITCH
YO SEMPAI, LETS ROLL I’M LATE FOR BAD BITCH SCHOOL
this video is so freaking awkward I cant stop laughing
P
It’s literally saying “no”.
I am snorting and laughing and wheezing fjdsaklfjds IT IS LITERALLY SAYING NO
“The great thing about washing your cat is that it builds trust between you and your animal.” “NOOOOOOOOOO”
omfg
“Noooooooo” “that’s the sound of passion”
This is inappropriate. I should not be laughing this hard at a cat video.
… Why do I find this so amusing?
… . . Probably because I’ve slept on a kitchen counter before.
… . . Now it makes sense.
